Question by blonde dyslexic but good looking: do you know any good yo mamma jokes?
Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, No Professionals.”
Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, “What a treasure!” and her father said, “Yes, let’s go bury it.”
Yo momma so ugly they didn’t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.
Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo momma so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow.
Yo momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, “STOP THAT TWINKIE!! ”
Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!
Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, “HEY, KOOL-AID!”
Yo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo momma is so fat her waist size is equator!
Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell!
Yo momma so fat shes on both side of the family.
Yo momma so fat when she walks around in Texas in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!
Yo momma so fat that when God said, “Let there be light,” he told her to move her fat ole ass over!
Yo momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test!
Yo momma so stupid, she thought, “Wu Tang” was an African orange drink!
Yo momma so stupid she hears it’s chilly outside so she gets a bowl.
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!
Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test!
Yo momma so stupid, she thought, “Wu Tang” was an African orange drink!
Yo momma so stupid she hears it’s chilly outside so she gets a bowl.
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!
Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma so short she gotta slam-dunk her bus fare!
Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
Yo momma so short, she models for trophys.
Yo Momma so short that she has to hold up a sign that says, “Dont Spit! I Cant Swim!”
Yo momma so old, she has Jesus’ beeper number!
Yo momma so old, her social security number is 1!
Yo momma so old, she older than yo grandma!
Yo momma so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch!
Yo momma so old that when she was in school, there was no history class.
Yo momma so old, she owes Jesus 3 bucks!
Yo momma so old she’s in Jesus’s yearbook!
Yo momma so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo momma so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo momma so poor, she bounces food stamps!!
Yo momma so poor, she can’t afford to live in a two story Cheerio box!
Yo momma so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!
Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald’s and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money.
Yo Momma so poor she can’t afford the o or the r.
Yo Momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said, “Moving.”
Yo Momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people’s fingers!
Best answer:
Answer by ಌLOVE ME OR HATE ME iiDCಌ
Yo momma So Dirty She has lips on her but and everytime she sneezes they go – Braaarchaaa-
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